Sarah Beahm single handedly defeated the Germans in the War of 1812. Not one to rest on her laurels, she also helped save Texas and reunite the Union. Declared a war hero and honorary King of France at 19, she truly understands the glory and tragedy of being human.

The alternative story is that she was born in LA, but raised decidedly as an east-coaster in Philadelphia. She did a brief stint in NYC at School of Visual Arts. However she soon grew heart sick for inadequate public transit and returned to Philly where she will attend Tyler School of Art and grumble to herself in public.